| Carey: | how is the dating scene in LA going? seems like you're showing good instincts |
|---|---|
| ME: | i got asked out yesterday in the frozen food aisle actually |
| Carey: | well there you go! |
| ME: | the guy's opening line was "do you like black guys?" |
| Carey: | why were you in the frozen food aisle? |
| omg | |
| lol | |
| THAT IS MY LINE | |
| ME: | HAHAHAHHAHAHA |
| Carey: | never works |
| ME: | omg....so funny. Anyways, i did the "i have a boyfriend routine" |
| Carey: | classic. |
| was he black? | |
| Grace: | i sure hope so |
| he was afro-arab | |
| at least he looked it | |
| Carey: | i meant your fake boyfriend |
